The Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland always has the best jokes. I never can remember them, so I decided to write them down in this blog so I can look back later when I need a clean joke.
"Why do tigers have stripes?"
Because they don't want to be spotted
"So, my friend asks me the other day, 'What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?'"
So I replied, 'El-eph-i-no'
Very silly.
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